My funniest and most embarrassing first date story is one date being my funniest was in college the guys name was Billy. He took me out to eat and we had the all you can eat Chinese buffet. He ate so many plates they stopped refreshing the bar and brought our check told him enough pay your check and go!!! We laughed and he got another plate anyway then payed. My most embarrassing first date was going to the movies and I fell asleep because I was pretending to want to see it for him but I couldn't relate I woke up and he said welcome back to earth. I was so embarrassed because at that time I snored very loud when I sleep so it left me wondering if I was snoring, I could gather myself to ask. What are your funniest or most embarrassing first date stories?

The idea strikes me as funny. I can imagine Billy going for a second plate when told he was supposed to pay and leave. I did once spill water all over a table and onto my date's lap. That was a serious icebreaker.

My funniest first date was going to eat sushi. I was told go ahead try everything tell me what you think. I had cooked sushi so I was thinking this will be a breeze. I chopped up a California roll and I remember seeing some people put the green stuff on top. I put a bunch on top put it in my mouth and that's when I knew I had messed up! My nose burn so bad my head seemed like it was spinning.My date he tried not to laugh but everyone in the place couldn't hold it so we all ended up laughing to tears.